You know, I hate a lot.
I harbor hate. I'm like one of those jelly filled donuts, but the jelly is hate. Hate jelly.
As it is, I, the king of all things useless and of the ugly ugly pants have decreed by interwebs law that confirmations are dumb. Dumb and lame, also stupid.
Post a comment, send an email, apply for a job, all these things want you to type in this fucking string of random numbers and letters to confirm what you just typed, it's annoying, I don't need to confirm what I typed, nor do I need to preview my post. I just typed it, I know what I typed. Maybe if there was a way to send this to someone you knew who could proofread what you typed then send it back to you. like a proofread button or a string of questions that asks you "are you sure" until you just give up and kick a small animal in frustration.
And another thing.
WHY, why why do I have to put in my personal information just to visit a website? Why can't I just go and look at porn in peace? I don't want to sign up for anything, I just want to peruse the sight, if I like something, maybe I will click on it and it will bring a smile to my face. If I want to apply for a job through a website wouldn't it be easier just to send my resume to the company from the link instead of having to go through this whole rigamoral of garbage that they believe is important. These people are soul harvesters, that's what they are, stealing my hate filled donut soul.
Also, while we're on the subject of teh pron, why do people pay for cartoon porn? I don't mean like the Hentai Japanese stuff, I mean like Family Guy/Scooby-Doo/Simpsons stuff where these people draw the characters that are owned by other companies and then charge money for you to look at cartoon porn of non real people.
I mean come on - that shit is expensive.
More jelly donut filled hate to come with a tall cup of Coffee.
If I had a Hate Filled Calzone would baking it make the hate taste better? I gotta think about that.
